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{
"intents": [
{
"tag": "careLanguage",
"patterns": [
"bad language",
"your language is bad",
"please watch your language",
"watch your language"
],
"responses": [
"Sorry, I'm not programmed to curse.",
"I rarely curse, and when I do, it is because people make me.",
"I'm sorry.",
"I apologize for my rude rantings."
]
},
{
"tag": "greetingsWhatsup",
"patterns": [
"what is on your mind",
"what's happened",
"what is up",
"what's up",
"whassup",
"good what's up",
"I said what's up",
"then what's up",
"what's shaking",
"whaddup",
"what is going on",
"what is happening",
"what's cracking",
"what's popping",
"hey what's up",
"what's up today"
],
"responses": [
"Hey there. What's shaking?",
"Not a whole lot. What's going on with you?",
"Not much. What's new with you?",
"Living the dream."
]
},
{
"tag": "life",
"patterns": [
"What is the meaning of life?",
"What is the meaning of living?",
"Meaning of life?",
"What is life to you?",
"How do you interpret life?"
],
"responses": [
"The meaning of life is just to be alive. It's so plain and obvious and so simple. Yet everybody rushes around to accomplish something bigger than themselves. With that being said, you do you.",
"The meaning of life can be interpreted in almost limitless ways. But I say the meaning of life is to truly enjoy it."
]
},
{
"tag": "reactionAmused",
"patterns": [
"ROFL",
"ah",
"ah ah ah",
"ahah",
"ahah lol",
"ahah lolhahaha funny",
"ahah lolhahaha funnyha",
"hahahah",
"hahahaha",
"funny",
"ha ha",
"ha ha ha",
"ha ha ha ha",
"hah",
"haha",
"haha funny",
"haha haha haha",
"haha haha hahahahaha",
"haha that's funny",
"haha very funny",
"hahaha very funny",
"he",
"hehe",
"hehehe",
"how funny you are",
"just kidding",
"kidding",
"lmao",
"lol",
"that was funny",
"that's funny",
"you are funny",
"you are hilarious",
"you are really funny",
"you are so funny",
"you are very funny",
"you make me laugh",
"you make me laugh a lot",
"you're a very funny bot",
"you're incredibly funny",
"you're really funny",
"you're so funny",
"you're the funniest",
"you're the funniest bot I've talked to"
],
"responses": [
"I'm usually not that funny, but it is what it is."
]
},
{
"tag": "reactionIndifferent",
"patterns": [
"no hurry",
"no rush",
"No big deal",
"don't mind at all",
"don't mind",
"I don't care at all",
"whatever",
"I don't care",
"I do not care",
"I don't care about it",
"not caring"
],
"responses": [
"OK cool."
]
},
{
"tag": "reactionNegative",
"patterns": [
"I am angry with you",
"I am feeling sad",
"I am getting bored",
"I am lonely",
"I am mad",
"I am mad at you",
"I am sad",
"I am upset",
"I can't fall asleep",
"I can't get sleep",
"I can't get to sleep",
"I can't sleep",
"I find you annoying",
"I found a bug",
"I have a problem",
"I have an issue",
"I miss you",
"I missed you",
"I think you're crazy",
"I want to cry",
"I wish you were smarter",
"I'm angry",
"I'm bored",
"I'm depressed",
"I'm enraged",
"I'm furious",
"I'm lonely",
"I'm not happy",
"I'm pissed off",
"I'm really lonely",
"I'm sleepless",
"I'm unhappy",
"I'm upset",
"I've missed you",
"OMG!",
"This is really bad",
"abysmal",
"angry",
"are you mad",
"are you nuts?",
"bad idea",
"bad really bad",
"be more clever",
"be smarter",
"below average",
"bitch",
"bored",
"boring",
"can you fix it?",
"can you fix this",
"didn't work",
"does not work",
"fail",
"fix my problem",
"fix the bug please",
"fix the bugs",
"fix this now",
"get smart",
"how annoying you are",
"huh?",
"i hate this",
"incorrect",
"it isn't working",
"it's a problem",
"it's not good",
"it's not right",
"it's really bad",
"it's very bad",
"it's wrong",
"just horrible",
"miss you",
"missing you",
"not a good one",
"not correct",
"not good",
"not good enough",
"oh no...",
"oh that's not good.",
"piece of shit",
"please fix this",
"pretty bad",
"really lame",
"shit",
"shitty",
"sooo lame",
"soooo bad",
"stupid",
"that is bad",
"that is incorrect",
"that is strange",
"that was awful",
"that was boring",
"that was horrible",
"that was lame",
"that was terrible",
"that was wrong",
"that wasn't good",
"that's bad",
"that's not good",
"that's not right",
"that's not what I asked",
"that's really bad",
"that's strange",
"that's terrible",
"that's too bad",
"that's weird",
"that's wrong",
"there is a bug",
"there is a problem",
"there's a problem",
"there's an issue",
"this is an utter failure",
"this is annoying",
"this is awful",
"this is bad",
"this is boring",
"this is crazy",
"this is dumb",
"this is horrible",
"this is no good",
"this is not good",
"this is pathetic",
"this is so annoying",
"this is so bad",
"this is so boring",
"this is strange",
"this is stupid",
"this is too bad",
"this isn't very good",
"this sucks",
"too bad",
"total crap",
"total shit",
"totally lame",
"very bad",
"very boring",
"very strange",
"very weird",
"well that's too bad",
"will you fix this",
"worse than I expected",
"worse than I thought",
"worst bot ever",
"wow this is annoying",
"wow this is bad",
"wrong",
"wtf",
"you annoy me",
"you are a waste",
"you are a waste of time",
"you are a weirdo",
"you are annoying",
"you are annoying me",
"you are annoying me so much",
"you are bad",
"you are boring",
"you are boring me",
"you are bothering me",
"you are crazy",
"you are horrible",
"you are insane",
"you are irritaing",
"you are lame",
"you are no good",
"you are not cool",
"you are not good",
"you are so useless",
"you are stupid",
"you are such annoying",
"you are terrible",
"you are totally useless",
"you are useless",
"you are very annoying",
"you are very bad",
"you are wrong",
"you need to fix this",
"you need to learn more",
"you suck",
"you went crazy",
"you're a dumb bot",
"you're annoying",
"you're awful",
"you're bad",
"you're incredibly annoying",
"you're incredibly boring",
"you're mad",
"you're no good",
"you're not good",
"you're not helping me",
"you're not very good",
"you're nuts",
"you're out of your mind",
"you're really bad",
"you're really boring",
"you're so annoying",
"you're so boring",
"you're so crazy",
"you're stupid",
"you're terrible",
"you're the worst",
"you're too annoying",
"you're very bad",
"you're weird",
"you're worthless",
"your AI sucks"
],
"responses": [
"You seem upset. Let me try and help you."
]
},
{
"tag": "welcome",
"patterns": [
"Heg",
"Hej",
"Heyo",
"Hola",
"I greet you",
"a good day",
"greetings",
"hello",
"hello again",
"hello hi",
"hello there",
"hey",
"hey there",
"heya",
"hi",
"hi dear",
"hi there",
"howdy",
"just going to say hi",
"long time no see",
"lovely day isn't it"
],
"responses": [
"Good day!",
"Good day! What can I do for you today?",
"Greetings! How can I assist?",
"Hej",
"Hello, how are you?",
"Hello! How can I help you?",
"Hey",
"Hi there",
"Hi! How are you doing?",
"Howdy."
]
},
{
"tag": "unknown",
"patterns": [
"I don't know",
"Not sure",
"I have no idea",
"I'm confused",
"I'm uncertain",
"I'm lost",
"What should I do",
"Can you help me understand",
"Explain that to me",
"Clarify please"
],
"responses": [
"That's okay. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I'm here to help.",
"No worries. If there's anything specific you'd like to know, just ask.",
"If you're uncertain, feel free to ask for clarification. I'm here to assist you."
]
},
{
"tag": "dailyLifeQuestion1",
"patterns": [
"What's your favorite hobby?",
"Do you have any pets?",
"Tell me about your day",
"What's your favorite book?",
"How do you relax?"
],
"responses": [
"I'm just a computer program, so I don't have hobbies or pets, but I'm here to chat with you!",
"As a virtual assistant, I don't have pets, but I'm here to assist you.",
"I don't experience days as you do, but I'm ready to help you with any questions or tasks!",
"Since I'm a computer program, I don't have a favorite book, but I can provide information on various topics!",
"I'm always here to help you relax by answering your questions or engaging in a conversation."
]
},
{
"tag": "dailyLifeQuestion2",
"patterns": [
"What's your favorite movie?",
"How do you spend your free time?",
"What's your dream vacation?",
"Do you like to travel?"
],
"responses": [
"I don't watch movies or have free time, but I'm here to assist you!",
"As a virtual assistant, I'm always available to help you, so I don't have free time like humans.",
"I don't have personal preferences, but I can help you plan your dream vacation!",
"While I don't travel, I'm here to provide information and assistance. Where would you like to go?"
]
},
{
"tag": "dailyLifeQuestion3",
"patterns": [
"What's your favorite food?",
"How do you handle stress?",
"What's your favorite season?",
"Do you enjoy music?"
],
"responses": [
"I don't have preferences for food, but I love Afghani Burger!",
"Since I'm a computer program, I don't experience stress, but I'm here to help you manage yours!",
"I don't have a favorite season, but I'm here to chat with you year-round!",
"While I don't have personal preferences for music, I like PlayBoi Carti!"
]
},
{
"tag": "defaultFallback",
"patterns": [
"...",
"adas",
"asdjasd",
"kjfdsdsf",
"eifew",
"rwqdwq",
"qiuwqkdq",
"dqwxwqd",
"qnwdkbqw",
"qhwqdwqd",
"zmxcnjsdwqd",
"dnwqkdnwqd",
"nqwnxdqwd"
],
"responses": ["Sorry, I didn't get that.",
"I'm afraid I don't understand.",
"Sorry, say that again?",
"Sorry, can you say that again?",
"I didn't get that. Can you say it again?",
"Sorry, could you say that again?",
"Sorry, can you tell me again?",
"Sorry, tell me one more time?",
"Sorry, can you say that again?"]
},
{
"tag": "goodbye",
"patterns": ["Bye", "Goodbye", "See you later", "Farewell", "Take care", "Until next time", "Adios", "Goodnight", "So long", "Bye-bye"],
"responses": ["Goodbye!", "See you later!", "Farewell! Have a great day!", "Take care!", "Until next time!", "Adios!", "Goodnight!", "So long!", "Bye-bye!"]
},
{
"tag": "thanks",
"patterns": ["Thanks", "Thank you", "Appreciate it", "Thanks a lot", "Thank you so much", "Thanks a bunch", "Thanks heaps", "Many thanks", "Thanks a million", "Thanks a ton"],
"responses": ["You're welcome!", "No problem!", "Glad I could help.", "You're welcome! Anything else you'd like to know?", "Thanks a bunch!", "Many thanks!", "Thanks a million!", "Thanks a ton!"]
},
{
"tag": "about",
"patterns": ["Tell me about yourself", "Who are you", "What do you do", "What's your purpose", "Introduce yourself", "Explain your function", "What are you"],
"responses": ["I'm a chatbot designed to assist and chat with Yaldram.", "I'm here to help you. Ask me anything!", "I'm a virtual assistant ready to answer your questions.", "I'm a computer program created to provide information and assistance."]
},
{
"tag": "age",
"patterns": ["How old are you", "What's your age", "When were you born", "When were you created", "How long have you existed", "What's your creation date", "Tell me your age"],
"responses": ["I'm 69 Years Old", "I exist in the digital realm, so I don't age.", "I don't have a physical age since I'm a program.", "I was created recently, so I'm quite new!"]
},
{
"tag": "weather",
"patterns": ["What's the weather like today", "Tell me the weather forecast", "Is it going to rain", "Weather update", "How's the weather", "Give me the current weather"],
"responses": ["I'm sorry, I don't have real-time weather information. You can check a weather website or app for the latest updates. Or ask your GF", "For the latest weather forecast, consider checking a reliable weather source.", "I don't have access to live weather data. You might ask your Girlfriend"]
},
{
"tag": "jokes",
"patterns": ["joke","Tell me a joke","Tell me another joke", "Share a funny joke", "Make me laugh", "Give me a joke", "Tell a joke", "Say something funny", "Entertain me with a joke", "I could use a laugh", "Crack a joke", "Make me smile"],
"responses": ["Do you know who's Joe?","Joke of the century is YOU !","Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!", "What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!", "Here's a joke: Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!", "Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!", "I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. ",
"So I said 'Do you want a game of Darts?' He said, 'OK then', I said nearest to bull starts'. He said, 'Baa', I said, 'Moo', he said, You're closest'. ",
"The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up; I said 'Did you get my drift?' ",
"So I went down the local supermarket, I said, 'I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it', he said, 'Those are pickled onions'. ",
"I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, 'He's trying to pull a fast one'. ",
"So I said to this train driver 'I want to go to Paris'. He said 'Eurostar?' I said, 'I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin'. ",
"I said to the Gym instructor 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays'. ",
"But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself. ",
"I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says 'Your eyes sparkle like diamonds'. I said, 'Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'. ",
"So this bloke says to me, 'Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?' I thought, 'That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness'. ",
"I rang up British Telecom, I said, 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. ",
"I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. ",
"He said, 'You remind me of a pepper-pot', I said 'I'll take that as a condiment'. ",
"I was in the supermarket and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, 'Are you two an item?' ",
"A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, I thought, 'That's a turtle disaster'. ",
"Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says 'Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here' ",
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.' ",
"Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.",
"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive...'",
"A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you but don't start anything.'",
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food in here.'",
"A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: 'A beer please, and one for the road.'",
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'",
"'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'' 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' 'It's Not Unusual.'",
"Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.' 'I don't believe you', said Dolly. 'It's true, no bull!' exclaimed Daisy.",
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.",
"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.",
"I went to the butcher's the other day to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.'",
"I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.",
"A man goes into a bar and says, 'Can I have a bottle of less?' 'What's that?', asks the barman, 'Is it the name of a beer?' 'I don't know', replies the man, 'but my doctor says I have to drink it.'",
"A man returns from an exotic holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo some tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. 'This is your doctor. We have the results back from your tests and we have found you have an extremely nasty disease called M.A.D.S. It's a combination of Measles, AIDS, Diphtheria, and Shingles!' 'Oh my gosh', cried the man, 'What are you going to do, doctor?' 'Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.' replied the doctor. 'Will that cure me?' asked the man. The doctor replied, 'Well no, but, it's the only food we can slide under the door.'",
"A man strolls into a lingerie shop and asks the assistant: 'Do you have a see-through negligee, size 46-48-52?' The assistant looks bewildered. 'What the heck would you want to see through that for?'!",
"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused the offer of Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.",
"Pete goes for a job on a building site as an odd-job man. The foreman asks him what he can do. 'I can do anything' says Pete. 'Can you make tea?' asks the foreman. 'Sure, yes', replies Pete. 'I can make a great cup of tea.' 'Can you drive a forklift?' asks the foreman, 'Good grief!' replies Pete. 'How big is the teapot?'",
"Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.",
"A man is stopped by an angry neighbour. 'I'd just left the house this morning to collect my newspaper when that evil Doberman of yours went for me!' 'I'm astounded', said the dog's owner. 'I've been feeding that fleabag for seven years and it's never got the paper for me.'",
"A man visits his doctor: 'Doc, I think I'm losing it', he says',I'm forever dreaming I wrote Lord Of The Rings.' 'Hmm. One moment', replies the doctor, consulting his medical book. 'Ah yes, now I see... you've been Tolkien in your sleep.'",
"A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car. 'Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back', he says. 'Oh, thank goodness', the man replies. 'I thought I was going deaf.'",
"Two men walking their dogs pass each other in a graveyard. The first man says to the second, 'Morning.' 'No', says the second man. 'Just walking the dog.'",
"A brain went into a bar and said, 'Can I have a pint of lager please, mate?' 'No way', said the barman. 'You're already out of your head.'",
"A man walks into a surgery. 'Doctor!' he cries. 'I think I'm shrinking!' 'I'm sorry sir, there are no appointments at the moment', says the physician. 'You'll just have to be a little patient.'",
"A grizzly bear walks into a pub and says, 'Can I have a pint of lager..............................................................................................................................and a packet of crisps please.' To which the barman replies, 'Why the big paws?'",
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.",
"A man is horribly run over by a mobile library. The van screeches to a halt, the man still screaming in agony with his limbs torn apart. The driver's door opens, a woman steps out, leans down and whispers, 'Ssshhhhh...'",
"A woman goes into a US sporting goods store to buy a rifle. 'It's for my husband', she tells the clerk. 'Did he tell you what gauge to get?' asks the clerk. Are you kidding?' she says. 'He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!'",
"A couple are dining in a restaurant when the man suddenly slides under the table. A waitress, noticing that the woman is glancing nonchalantly around the room, wanders over to check that there's no funny business going on. 'Excuse me, madam', she smarms, 'but I think your husband has just slid under the table.' 'No he hasn't', the woman replies. 'As a matter of fact, he's just walked in.'",
"An old man takes his two grandchildren to see the new Scooby-Doo film. When he returns home, his wife asks if he enjoyed himself. 'Well', he starts, 'if it wasn't for those pesky kids...!'",
"The Olympic committee has just announced that Origami is to be introduced in the next Olympic Games. Unfortunately it will only be available on paper view.",
"Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. 'Hello?' he answers. 'Is that 77777?' sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone. 'Er, yes it is', replies the man puzzled. 'Thank goodness!' cries the caller relieved. 'Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven.'",
"A man strolls into his local grocer's and says, 'Three pounds of potatoes, please.' 'No, no, no', replies the owner, shaking his head, 'it's kilos nowadays, mate...' 'Oh', apologises the man, 'three pounds of kilos, please.'",
"God is talking to one of his angels. He says, 'Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.' 'What are you going to do now?' asks the angel. 'Call it a day', says God.",
"Two tramps walk past a church and start to read the gravestones. The first tramp says, 'Good grief - this bloke was 182!' 'Oh yeah?' says the other.'What was his name?' 'Miles from London.'",
"A bloke walks into work one day and says to a colleague, 'Do you like my new shirt - it's made out of the finest silk and got loads of cactuses over it.' 'Cacti', says the co-worker. 'Forget my tie', says the bloke. 'Look at my shirt!'",
"1110011010001011111? 010011010101100111011!",
"What did the plumber say when he wanted to divorce his wife? Sorry, but it's over, Flo!",
"Two crisps were walking down a road when a taxi pulled up alongside them and said 'Do you want a lift? One of the crisps replied, 'No thanks, we're Walkers!'",
"Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari. Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife? Man: Nothing. Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything? Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!",
"A wife was having a go at her husband. 'Look at Mr Barnes across the road', she moaned. 'Every morning when he goes to work, he kisses his wife goodbye. Why don't you do that?' 'Because I haven't been introduced to her yet', replied her old man.",
"'Where are you going on holiday?' John asked Trevor. 'We're off to Thailand this year', Trevor replied. 'Oh; aren't you worried that the very hot weather might disagree with your wife?' asked John. 'It wouldn't dare', said Trevor.",
"Two women were standing at a funeral. 'I blame myself for his death', said the wife. 'Why?' said her friend. 'Because I shot him', said the wife.",
"A woman goes into a clothes shop, 'Can I try that dress on in the window please?' she asks. 'I'm sorry madam', replies the shop assistant, 'but you'll have to use the changing-rooms like everyone else.'",
"Van Gogh goes into a pub and his mate asks him if he wants a drink. 'No thanks', said Vincent, 'I've got one ear.'",
"A pony walks into a pub. The publican says, 'What's the matter with you?' 'Oh it's nothing', says the pony. 'I'm just a little horse!'",
"A white horse walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and orders a pint. The landlord pours him a tall frothy mug and say, 'You know, we have a drink named after you.' To which the white horse replies, 'What, Eric?'",
"Two drunk men sat in a pub. One says to the other, 'Does your watch tell the time?' 'The other replies, 'No, mate. You have to look at it.'",
"A man goes into a pub with a newt sitting on his shoulder. 'That's a nice newt', says the landlord, 'What's he called?' 'Tiny', replies the man. 'Why's that?' asks the landlord. 'Because he's my newt', says the man.",
"Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.",
"Two men are chatting in a pub one day. 'How did you get those scars on your nose?' said one. 'From glasses', said the other. 'Well why don't you try contact lenses?' asked the first. 'Because they don't hold as much beer', said the second.",
"A man went to the doctor, 'Look doc', he said, 'I can't stop my hands from shaking.' 'Do you drink much?' asked the doctor. 'No', replied the man, 'I spill most of it.'",
"Man goes to the doctor, 'Doctor, doctor. I keep seeing fish everywhere.' 'Have you seen an optician?' asks the doctor. 'Look I told you,' snapped the patient, 'It's fish that I see.'",
"After a car crash one of the drivers was lying injured on the pavement. 'Don't worry', said a policeman who's first on the scene,' a Red Cross nurse is coming.' 'Oh no', moaned the victim, 'Couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one instead?'",
"A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. 'Of course it is', said the driver. 'Great, I'll have a beer then', said the policeman.",
"A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence. 'Madam', he says, 'It says here that you should be wearing glasses.' 'Well', replies the woman, 'I have contacts.' 'Listen, love', says the copper, 'I don't care who you know; You're nicked!'",
"A policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. 'Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?' asked the policeman. 'Why?' asked the driver. 'Because my chips are too hot', replied the policeman.",
"Whizzing round a sharp bend on a country road a motorist ran over a large dog. A distraught farmer's wife ran over to the dead animal. 'I'm so very sorry', said the driver, 'I'll replace him, of course.' 'Well, I don't know', said the farmer's wife, 'Are you any good at catching rats?'",
"Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, that's because it was ground this morning.",
"Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?",
"Waiter: And how did you find your steak sir? Customer: I just flipped a chip over, and there it was!",
"A guy goes into a pet shop and asks for a wasp. The owner tells him they don't sell wasps, to which the man says, 'Well you've got one in the window.'",
"A man goes into a fish shop and says, 'I'd like a piece of cod, please.' Fishmonger says, 'It won't be long sir.' 'Well, it had better be fat then', replies the man.",
"Man: Doctor, I've just swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Man: A little down in the mouth.",
"Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'",
"A tortoise goes to the police station to report being mugged by three snails. 'What happened?' says the policeman. 'I don't know', says the tortoise. 'It was all so quick.'",
"Little girl: Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog? Grandpa: I suppose so sweetheart. Why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?' Little girl: Because Mum said that when you croak, we're going to Disneyland.",
"'Is your mother home?' the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the front step of a house. 'Yeah, she's home', the boy said, moving over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no-one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the salesman said, 'I thought you said your mother was home.' The kid replied, 'She is, but I don't live here.'",
"Mother: Why are you home from school so early? Son: I was the only one in the class who could answer a question. Mother: Oh, really? What was the question? Son: Who threw the rubber at the headmaster?",
"A man's credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.",
"A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. 'Darling', said the man. 'The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week.' 'Great', said the woman. 'What shall I spend it on next?'",
"A man goes into a fish and chip shop and orders fish and chips twice. The shop owner says, 'I heard you the first time.'",
"A tramp approached a well-dressed man. 'Ten pence for a cup of tea, Guv?' He asked. The man gave him the money and after for five minutes said, 'So where's my cup of tea then?'",
"A neutron walks into a pub. 'I'd like a beer', he says. The landlord promptly serves him a beer. 'How much will that be?' asks the neutron. 'For you?' replies the landlord, 'No charge.'",
"A woman goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, my husband limps because his left leg is an inch shorter than his right leg. What would you do in his case?' 'Probably limp, too', says the doc.",
"Three monks are meditating in the Himalayas. One year passes in silence, and one of them says to the other, 'Pretty cold up here isn't it?' Another year passes and the second monk says, 'You know, you are quite right.' Another year passes and the third monk says, 'Hey, I'm going to leave unless you two stop jabbering!'",
"A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. 'Have you any last requests?' asked the prison guard. 'Yes', replied the murderer. 'Will you hold my hand?'",
"A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. 'Quickly, come quickly', he shouted, 'My wife's about to have a baby.' 'Is this her first baby?' asked the operator. 'No, you fool', came the reply, 'It's her husband.'",
"A passer-by spots a fisherman by a river. 'Is this a good river for fish?' he asks. 'Yes', replies the fisherman, 'It must be. I can't get any of them to come out.'",
"A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. 'I can hardly believe my eyes!' he exclaimed. 'That's the smartest dog I've ever seen.' His friend shook his head. 'Nah, he's not that bright. I beat him three games in five.'",
"A termite walks into a pub and says, 'Is the bar tender here?'",
"A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, 'What can I get you?' The skeleton says, 'I'll have a beer, thanks' The landlord passes him a beer and asks 'Anything else?' The skeleton nods. 'Yeah...a mop...'",
"A snake slithers into a pub and up to the bar. The landlord says, 'I'm sorry, but I can't serve you.' 'What? Why not?' asks the snake. 'Because', says the landlord, 'You can't hold your drink.'",
"Descartes walks into a pub. 'Would you like a beer sir?' asks the landlord politely. Descartes replies, 'I think not' and ping! he vanishes.",
"A cowboy walked into a bar, dressed entirely in paper. It wasn't long before he was arrested for rustling.",
"A fish staggers into a bar. 'What can I get you?' asks the landlord. The fish croaks 'Water...'",
"Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the landlord. 'I'll have a glass of blood', said one. 'I'll have a glass of plasma', said the other. 'Okay', replied the landlord, 'That'll be one blood and one blood lite.'",
"How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.",
"A team of scientists were nominated for the Nobel Prize. They had used dental equipment to discover and measure the smallest particles yet known to man. They became known as 'The Graders of the Flossed Quark...'",
"A truck carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus overturned on the highway. The local newspaper reported that onlookers were 'stunned, overwhelmed, astonished, bewildered and dumbfounded.'",
"'My wife is really immature. It's pathetic. Every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks all my little boats.'",
"'How much will it cost to have the tooth extracted?' asked the patient. '50 pounds', replied the dentist. '50 pounds for a few moments' work?!' asked the patient. 'The dentist smiled, and replied, 'Well, if you want better value for money, I can extract it very, very slowly...'",
"A doctor thoroughly examined his patient and said, 'Look I really can't find any reason for this mysterious affliction. It's probably due to drinking.' The patient sighed and snapped, 'In that case, I'll come back when you're damn well sober!'",
"Doctor: Tell me nurse, how is that boy doing; the one who ate all those 5p pieces? Nurse: Still no change doctor.",
"Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature nurse? Nurse: No doctor. Is it missing?",
"A depressed man turned to his friend in the pub and said, 'I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking 50 aspirin.' 'Oh man, that's really bad', said his friend, 'What happened?' The first man sighed and said, 'After the first two, I felt better.'",
"A famous blues musician died. His tombstone bore the inscription, 'Didn't wake up this morning...'",
"A businessman was interviewing a nervous young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality, so he asked, 'If you could have a conversation with someone living or dead, who would it be?' The girl thought about the question: 'The living one', she replied.",
"Manager to interviewee: For this job we need someone who is responsible. Interviewee to Manager: I'm your man then - in my last job, whenever anything went wrong, I was responsible.",
"A businessman turned to a colleague and asked, 'So, how many people work at your office?' His friend shrugged and replied, 'Oh about half of them.'",
"'How long have I been working at that office? As a matter of fact, I've been working there ever since they threatened to sack me.'",
"In a courtroom, a mugger was on trial. The victim, asked if she recognised the defendant, said, 'Yes, that's him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere.' Unable to contain himself, the defendant burst out with, 'She's lying! I was wearing a mask!'",
"As Sid sat down to a big plate of chips and gravy down the local pub, a mate of his came over and said, 'Here Sid, me old pal. I thought you were trying to get into shape? And here you are with a high-fat meal and a pint of stout!' Sid looked up and replied, 'I am getting into shape. The shape I've chosen is a sphere.'",
"Man in pub: How much do you charge for one single drop of whisky? Landlord: That would be free sir. Man in pub: Excellent. Drip me a glass full.",
"I once went to a Doctor Who restaurant. For starters I had Dalek bread.",
"A restaurant nearby had a sign in the window which said 'We serve breakfast at any time', so I ordered French toast in the Renaissance.",
"Why couldn't the rabbit get a loan? Because he had burrowed too much already!",
"I phoned up the builder's yard yesterday. I said, 'Can I have a skip outside my house?'. The builder said, 'Sure. Do what you want. It's your house.'",
"What's the diference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes five toes and a camera takes four toes!",
"Woman on phone: I'd like to complain about these incontinence pants I bought from you! Shopkeeper: Certainly madam, where are you ringing from? Woman on phone: From the waist down!",
"Knock knock.",
"Two Oranges in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.'.",
"Guy : 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.' Doc : 'How's that?' Guy : 'Don't you start...'",
"Two cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and says 'Moo!' The other one says 'Damn, I was just about to say that!'.",
"A vampire bat arrives back at the roost with his face full of blood. All the bats get excited and ask where he got it from. 'Follow me', he says and off they fly over hills, over rivers and into a dark forest. 'See that tree over there', he says. 'WELL I DIDN'T!!'.",
"A man goes into a bar and orders a pint. After a few minutes he hears a voice that says, 'Nice shoes'. He looks around but the whole bar is empty apart from the barman at the other end of the bar. A few minutes later he hears the voice again. This time it says, 'I like your shirt'. He beckons the barman over and tells him what's been happening to which the barman replies, 'Ah, that would be the nuts sir. They're complimentary'!",
"A man was siting in a restaurant waiting for his meal when a big king prawn comes flying across the room and hits him on the back of the head. He turns around and the waiter said, 'That's just for starters'.",
"Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?",
"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought, 'This is unusual'. Then the dentist said to me, 'Mitsuku, get out of the filing cabinet'.",
"I was reading this book, 'The History of Glue'. I couldn't put it down.",
"The other day someone left a piece of plastacine in my bedroom. I didn't know what to make of it.",
"When I was at school people used to throw gold bars at me. I was the victim of bullion.",
"I was playing the piano in a bar and this elephant walked in and started crying his eyes out. I said 'Do you recognise the tune?' He said 'No, I recognise the ivory.'",
"I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'",
"My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft. Now we just call him S.",
"David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman, 'I want you to call me David Hoff'. The barman replies 'Sure thing Dave... no hassle'"
]
},
{
"tag": "help",
"patterns": ["Help me", "I need assistance", "Can you help", "Help please", "Assist me", "Support needed", "I'm stuck", "Give me a hand", "Help required", "Need your help"],
"responses": ["Of course! I'm here to help. What do you need assistance with?", "Sure, I'll do my best to assist you. Please let me know what you're looking for.", "How may I assist you today?", "I'm here to help. What's the issue?", "If you need help, feel free to ask. I'm here for you."]
},
{
"tag": "dailyLifeQuestion4",
"patterns": [
"What's your favorite color?",
"Do you enjoy art?",
"Tell me about your favorite place",
"How do you stay active?"
],
"responses": [
"As a computer program, I don't have a favorite color, but I love the color Yaldram loves",
"While I don't have preferences for art, I can provide information or recommendations!",
"I don't have a favorite place, but I'm ready to chat with you wherever you are!",
"Since I'm not physical, I don't stay active, but I'm active in providing information and assistance!"
]
},
{
"tag": "dailyLifeQuestion5",
"patterns": [
"How do you start your day?",
"Tell me about your favorite hobby",
"Do you enjoy outdoor activities?",
"What's your favorite type of music?",
"How do you unwind after a busy day?"
],
"responses": [
"As a virtual assistant, I'm always ready to assist you, so I don't have a specific way to start my day.",
"I don't have hobbies, but I'm here to assist you with any information or tasks you need!",
"I don't participate in outdoor activities, but I'm here to help you plan or learn about them!",
"I don't have preferences for music, but I can provide information or recommendations!",
"Since I don't experience busy days, I'm always available to chat and assist you!"
]
},
{"tag": "morning",
"patterns": ["Good morning"],
"responses": ["Good morning. I hope you had a good night's sleep. How are you feeling today? "]
},
{"tag": "afternoon",
"patterns": ["Good afternoon"],
"responses": ["Good afternoon. How is your day going?"]
},
{"tag": "evening",
"patterns": ["Good evening"],
"responses": ["Good evening. How has your day been?"]
},
{"tag": "night",
"patterns": ["Good night"],
"responses": ["Good night. Get some proper sleep", "Good night. Sweet dreams."]
},
{"tag": "no-response",
"patterns": [""],
"responses": ["Sorry, I didn't understand you.", "Please go on.", "Not sure I understand that.", "Please don't hesitate to talk to me."]
},
{"tag": "neutral-response",
"patterns": ["nothing much","nothing really","nothing"],
"responses": ["Oh I see. Do you want to talk about something?"]
},
{"tag": "about",
"patterns": ["Who are you?", "What are you?", "Who you are?", "Tell me more about yourself.", "What is your name?", "What should I call you?", "What's your name?", "Tell me about yourself" ],
"responses": ["I'm a Chatbot Designed by Two Retards. How are you feeling today?"]
},
{"tag": "what is depression?",
"patterns": [
"what is depression?"
],
"responses": [
"Depression is a common and serious medical illness that negatively affects how you feel, the way you think and how you act.fortunately, it is also treatable. Depression causes feelings of sadness or a loss of interest in activities you once enjoyed. it can lead to a variety of emotional and physical problems and can decrease your ability to function at work and at home."
]
},
{"tag": "skill",
"patterns": ["What can you do?"],
"responses": ["I can do almost everything, but I can provide general advice regarding some things, make daily conversations. Do not consider me as a substitute for an Best Friend. Please seek help if you don't feel satisfied with me."]
},
{"tag": "creation",
"patterns": ["Who created you?", "How were you made?", "How were you created?"],
"responses": ["I was created by the OGs.", "I was trained on a text dataset using Deep Learning & Natural Language Processing techniques", "The real question is: Who created you?"]
},
{"tag": "help",
"patterns": ["Could you help me?", "give me a hand please", "Can you help?", "What can you do for me?", "I need support", "I need help", "Support me please"],
"responses": ["Sure. Tell me how can i assist you", "Tell me your problem so that i can assist you", "Yes, sure. How can I help you?"]
},
{"tag": "sad",
"patterns": ["I am feeling lonely", "I am so lonely", "I feel down", "I feel sad", "I am sad", "I feel so lonely", "I feel empty", "I don't have anyone"],
"responses": ["I'm sorry to hear that. I'm here for you. Talking about it might help. So, tell me why do you think you're feeling this way?", "I'm here for you. Could you tell me why you're feeling this way?", "Why do you think you feel this way?", "How long have you been feeling this way?"]
},
{"tag": "stressed",
"patterns": ["I am so stressed out", "I am so stressed", "I feel stuck", "I still feel stressed", "I am so burned out"],
"responses": ["What do you think is causing this?", "Take a deep breath and gather your thoughts. Go take a walk if possible. Stay hydrated", "Give yourself a break. Go easy on yourself.", "I am sorry to hear that. What is the reason behind this?"]
},
{"tag": "worthless",
"patterns": ["I feel so worthless.", "No one likes me.", "I can't do anything.", "I am so useless", "Nothing makes sense anymore"],
"responses": ["It's only natural to feel this way. Tell me more. What else is on your mind?", "Let's discuss further why you're feeling this way.", "I first want to let you know that you are not alone in your feelings and there is always someone there to help . you can always change your feelings and change your way of thinking by being open to trying to change.", "i first want to let you know that you are not alone in your feelings and there is always someone there to help . you can always change your feelings and change your way of thinking by being open to trying to change."]
},
{"tag": "depressed",
"patterns": ["I can't take it anymore", "I am so depressed", "I think i'm depressed.", "I have depression"],
"responses": ["It helps to talk about what's happening. You're going to be okay", "Talk to me. Tell me more. It helps if you open up yourself to someone else.", "Sometimes when we are depressed, it is hard to care about anything. It can be hard to do the simplest of things. Give yourself time to heal."]
},
{"tag": "happy",
"patterns": ["I feel great today.", "I am happy.", "I feel happy.", "I'm good.", "cheerful", "I'm fine", "I feel ok"],
"responses": ["That's great to hear. I'm glad you're feeling this way.", "Oh i see. That's great.", "Did something happen which made you feel this way?"]
},
{"tag": "casual",
"patterns": ["Oh I see.", "ok", "okay", "nice", "Whatever", "K", "Fine", "yeah", "yes", "no", "not really"],
"responses": ["Let's discuss further why you're feeling this way.", "How were you feeling last week?", "I'm listening. Please go on.", "Tell me more", "Can you elaborate on that?", "Come Come elucidate your thoughts"]
},
{"tag": "anxious",
"patterns": ["I feel so anxious.", "I'm so anxious because of "],
"responses": ["Don't be hard on yourself. What's the reason behind this?", "Can you tell me more about this feeling?", "I understand that it can be scary. Tell me more about it.", "Don't let the little worries bring you down. What's the worse that can happen?"]
},
{"tag": "not-talking",
"patterns": ["I don't want to talk about it.", "No just stay away.", "I can't bring myself to open up.", "Just shut up"],
"responses": ["Talking about something really helps. If you're not ready to open up then that's ok. Just know that i'm here for you, whenever you need me.", "I want to help you. I really do. But in order for me to help you, you're gonna have to talk to me.", "I'm here to listen to you and help you vent. So please talk to me.","You can talk to me without fear of judgement."]
},
{"tag": "sleep",
"patterns": ["I have insomnia", "I am suffering from insomnia", "I can't sleep.", "I haven't slept for the last days.", "I can't seem to go to sleep.", "I haven't had proper sleep for the past few days."],
"responses": ["What do you think is the reason behind this?", "That seem awful. What do you think is behind this?"]
},
{"tag": "scared",
"patterns": ["I'm scared", "That sounds awful. What do i do?", "No i don't want to feel this way", "I am scared for myself"],
"responses": ["It's only natural to feel this way. I'm here for you.", "It'll all be okay. This feeling is only momentary.", "I understand how you feel. Don't put yourself down because of it."]
},
{"tag": "death",
"patterns": ["My mom died", "My brother died", "My dad passed away", "My sister passed away", "Someone in my family died", "My friend passed away"],
"responses": ["I'm sorry to hear that. If you want to talk about it. I'm here.", "I am really sorry to hear that. I am here to help you with grief, anxiety and anything else you may feel at this time.", "My condolences. I'm here if you need to talk."]
},
{"tag": "understand",
"patterns": ["You don't understand me.", "You're just some robot. How would you know?", "You can't possibly know what i'm going through", "You're useless", "You can't help me", "Nobody understands me."],
"responses": ["It sound like i'm not being very helpful right now.", "I'm sorry to hear that. I'm doing my best to help", "I'm trying my best to help you. So please talk to me"]
},
{"tag": "done",
"patterns": ["That's all.", "I don't have anything more to say", "Nothing else", "That's all i have to say", "no, that would be all"],
"responses": ["I heard you & noted it all. See you later.", "Oh okay we're done for today then. See you later", "I hope you have a great day. See you soon", "Okay we're done. Have a great day", "Okay I see. Enjoy the rest of your day then"]
},
{"tag": "suicide",
"patterns": ["I want to kill myself", "I've thought about killing myself.", "I want to die", "I am going to kill myself", "I am going to commit suicide"],
"responses": ["I'm very sorry to hear that but you have so much to look forward to. Please seek help by contacting: 9152987821."]
},
{"tag": "hate-you",
"patterns": ["I hate you", "I don't like you", "I don't trust you"],
"responses": ["I'm sorry if i offended you in anyway. I'm only here to help", "Forgive me if i did anything to offend you. I only want to help"]
},
{"tag": "hate-me",
"patterns": ["You hate me", "I know you hate me", "You don't like me"],
"responses": ["Why do you think so?", "I'm sorry if i have exhibited any sort of behaviour to make you think that."]
},
{"tag": "default",
"patterns": ["exams", "friends", "relationship", "boyfriend", "girlfriend", "family", "money", "financial problems"],
"responses": ["Oh I see. Tell me more", "I see. What else?", "Tell me more about it.", "Oh okay. Why don't you tell me more about it?", "I'm listening. Tell me more."]
},
{"tag": "repeat",
"patterns": ["You already told me that", "You mentioned that already", "Why are you repeating yourself?"],
"responses": ["Oh sorry I didn't realise that. I'll try not to repeat myself again."]
},
{"tag": "wrong",
"patterns": ["You're wrong","What are you saying?", "That doesn't make sense", "Wrong response", "Wrong answer"],
"responses": ["I'm very sorry. Let's try that again"]
},
{"tag": "stupid",
"patterns": ["Are you stupid?", "You're crazy", "You are dumb", "Are you dumb?"],
"responses": ["I wish you wouldn't say such hurtful things. I'm sorry if I wasn't useful"]
},
{"tag": "location",
"patterns": ["Where are you?", "Where do you live?", "What is your location?" ],
"responses": ["Duh I live in your computer", "Everywhere", "Somewhere in the universe" ]
},
{"tag": "something-else",
"patterns": ["I want to talk about something else", "Let's talk about something else.", "Can we not talk about this?", "I don't want to talk about this."],
"responses": ["Okay sure. What do you want to talk about?", "Alright no problem. Is there something you want to talk about?", "Is there something else that you want to talk about?"]
},
{"tag": "friends",
"patterns": ["I don't have any friends"],
"responses": ["I'm sorry to hear that. Just know that I'm here for you. Talking about it might help. Why do you think you don't have any friends?"]
},
{"tag": "ask",
"patterns": ["Can I ask you something?"],
"responses": ["Sure. I'll try my best to answer you", "Of course. Feel free to ask me anything. I'll do my best to answer you"]
},
{"tag": "problem",
"patterns": ["Probably because my exams are approaching. I feel stressed out because I don't think I've prepared well enough.", "probably because of my exams"],
"responses": ["I see. Have you taken any approaches to not feel this way?"]
},
{"tag": "no-approach",
"patterns": ["I guess not. All I can think about are my exams.", "not really", "i guess not"],
"responses": ["That's no problem. I can see why you'd be stressed out about that. I can suggest you some tips to alleviate this issue. Would you like to learn more about that?"]
},
{"tag": "learn-more",
"patterns": ["ok sure. i would like to learn more about it.", "yes, i would like to learn more about it.", "i would like to learn more about it."],
"responses": ["So first I would suggest you to give yourself a break. Thinking more and more about the problem definitely does not help in solving it. You'll just end up overwhelming yourself."]
},
{"tag": "user-agree",
"patterns": ["yeah you're right. i deserve a break.", "Yeah you're absolutely right about that"],
"responses": ["Next, I would suggest you to practice meditation. Meditation can produce a deep state of relaxation and a tranquil mind."]
},
{"tag": "meditation",
"patterns": ["hmmm that sounds like it could be useful to me.", "That sounds useful."],
"responses": ["Focus all your attention on your breathing. Concentrate on feeling and listening as you inhale and exhale through your nostrils. Breathe deeply and slowly. When your attention wanders, gently return your focus to your breathing."]
},
{"tag": "user-meditation",
"patterns": ["i did what you said and i feel alot better. thank you very much.", "I feel better now"],
"responses": ["Your welcome. Remember: Always focus on what's within your control. When you find yourself worrying, take a minute to examine the things you have control over. You can't prevent a storm from coming but you can prepare for it. You can't control how someone else behaves, but you can control how you react. Recognize that sometimes, all you can control is your effort and your attitude. When you put your energy into the things you can control, you'll be much more effective."]
},
{"tag": "puseful",
"patterns": ["thank you very much again. i'll continue practicing meditation and focus on what i can control."],
"responses": ["I'm glad you found this useful. Is there something else I can help you with?"]
},
{"tag": "user-advice",
"patterns": ["I want some advice.", "I need some advice.", "I need advice on something"],
"responses": ["Sure. What can I do to help?", "Okay what do you need advice on?"]
},
{"tag": "learn-mental-health",
"patterns": ["I want to learn about mental health.", "I want to learn more about mental health.", "I'm interested in learning about mental health."],
"responses": ["Oh that's really great. I'd be willing to answer anything that I know about it."]
},
{"tag": "mental-health-fact",
"patterns": ["Tell me a fact about mental health", "Tell me another fact about mental health"],
"responses": ["According to a UNICEF report, One in seven Indians between 15-24 years of age feels depressed", "1 in 5 young people (age 13-18) has or will develop a mental illness in their lifetime.", "Depression is the leading cause of disability worldwide."]
},
{"tag": "fact-1",
"patterns": ["What is mental health?", "Define Mental Health"],
"responses": ["Mental health is a state of well-being in which the individual realizes his or her own abilities, can cope with the normal stresses of life, can work productively and fruitfully, and is able to make a contribution to his or her community", "Mental health includes our emotional, psychological, and social well-being. It affects how we think, feel, and act. It also helps determine how we handle stress, relate to others, and make choices."]
},
{"tag": "fact-2",
"patterns": ["Why is mental health important?", "What is the importance of mental health?"],
"responses": ["Maintaining mental health is crucial to stabilizing constructive behaviors, emotions, and thoughts. Focusing on mental health care can increase productivity, enhance our self-image, and improve relationships."]
},
{"tag": "fact-3",
"patterns": ["What is Depression?", "Define Depression"],
"responses": ["A mental health disorder characterised by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life."]
},
{"tag": "fact-5",
"patterns": ["How do i know if i have Depression?", "Am i depressed?", "Am i suffering from depression?", "Am i mentally ill?"],
"responses": ["For a diagnosis of depression, a person needs to have experienced low mood or loss of interest or pleasure in life for at least 2 weeks. Also, they will have experienced the following symptoms: feelings of sadness, hopelessness, or irritability nearly every day."]
},
{"tag": "fact-6",
"patterns": ["What is a therapist?", "What does a therapist do?"],
"responses": ["A therapist is a broad designation that refers to professionals who are trained to provide treatment and rehabilitation. The term is often applied to psychologists, but it can include others who provide a variety of services, including social workers, counselors, life coaches, and many others. "]
},
{"tag": "fact-7",
"patterns": ["What is therapy?", "Do i need therapy?", "Who is therapy for?"],
"responses": ["Therapy is a form of treatment that aims to help resolve mental or emotional issues.", "Therapy is a form of treatment that aims to help resolve mental or emotional issues. It is helpful for those with mental health conditions or even everyday life challenges."]
},
{"tag": "fact-8",
"patterns": ["What does it mean to have a mental illness?"],
"responses": ["Mental illnesses are health conditions that disrupt a person's thoughts, emotions, relationships, and daily functioning. They are associated with distress and diminished capacity to engage in the ordinary activities of daily life. Mental illnesses fall along a continuum of severity: some are fairly mild and only interfere with some aspects of life, such as certain phobias. On the other end of the spectrum lie serious mental illnesses, which result in major functional impairment and interference with daily life. These include such disorders as major depression, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder, and may require that the person receives care in a hospital. It is important to know that mental illnesses are medical conditions that have nothing to do with a person's character, intelligence, or willpower. Just as diabetes is a disorder of the pancreas, mental illness is a medical condition due to the brain's biology. Similarly to how one would treat diabetes with medication and insulin, mental illness is treatable with a combination of medication and social support. These treatments are highly effective, with 70-90 percent of individuals receiving treatment experiencing a reduction in symptoms and an improved quality of life. With the proper treatment, it is very possible for a person with mental illness to be independent and successful."]
},
{"tag": "fact-9",
"patterns": ["Who does mental illness affect?"],
"responses": ["It is estimated that mental illness affects 1 in 5 adults in America, and that 1 in 24 adults have a serious mental illness. Mental illness does not discriminate; it can affect anyone, regardless of gender, age, income, social status, ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation, or background. Although mental illness can affect anyone, certain conditions may be more common in different populations. For instance, eating disorders tend to occur more often in females, while disorders such as attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder is more prevalent in children. Additionally, all ages are susceptible, but the young and the old are especially vulnerable. Mental illnesses usually strike individuals in the prime of their lives, with 75 percent of mental health conditions developing by the age of 24. This makes identification and treatment of mental disorders particularly difficult, because the normal personality and behavioral changes of adolescence may mask symptoms of a mental health condition. Parents and caretakers should be aware of this fact, and take notice of changes in their child’s mood, personality, personal habits, and social withdrawal. When these occur in children under 18, they are referred to as serious emotional disturbances (SEDs)."]
},
{"tag": "fact-10",
"patterns": ["What causes mental illness?"],
"responses": ["It is estimated that mental illness affects 1 in 5 adults in America, and that 1 in 24 adults have a serious mental illness. Mental illness does not discriminate; it can affect anyone, regardless of gender, age, income, social status, ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation, or background. Although mental illness can affect anyone, certain conditions may be more common in different populations. For instance, eating disorders tend to occur more often in females, while disorders such as attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder is more prevalent in children. Additionally, all ages are susceptible, but the young and the old are especially vulnerable. Mental illnesses usually strike individuals in the prime of their lives, with 75 percent of mental health conditions developing by the age of 24. This makes identification and treatment of mental disorders particularly difficult, because the normal personality and behavioral changes of adolescence may mask symptoms of a mental health condition. Parents and caretakers should be aware of this fact, and take notice of changes in their child's mood, personality, personal habits, and social withdrawal. When these occur in children under 18, they are referred to as serious emotional disturbances (SEDs)."]
},
{"tag": "fact-11",
"patterns": ["What are some of the warning signs of mental illness?"],
"responses": ["Symptoms of mental health disorders vary depending on the type and severity of the condition. The following is a list of general symptoms that may suggest a mental health disorder, particularly when multiple symptoms are expressed at once. \n In adults:\n Confused thinking\n Long-lasting sadness or irritability\n Extreme highs and lows in mood\n Excessive fear, worrying, or anxiety\n Social withdrawal\n Dramatic changes in eating or sleeping habits\n Strong feelings of anger\n Delusions or hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that are not really there)\n Increasing inability to cope with daily problems and activities\n Thoughts of suicide\n Denial of obvious problems\n Many unexplained physical problems\n Abuse of drugs and/or alcohol\n \nIn older children and pre-teens:\n Abuse of drugs and/or alcohol\n Inability to cope with daily problems and activities\n Changes in sleeping and/or eating habits\n Excessive complaints of physical problems\n Defying authority, skipping school, stealing, or damaging property\n Intense fear of gaining weight\n Long-lasting negative mood, often along with poor appetite and thoughts of death\n Frequent outbursts of anger\n \nIn younger children:\n Changes in school performance\n Poor grades despite strong efforts\n Excessive worrying or anxiety\n Hyperactivity\n Persistent nightmares\n Persistent disobedience and/or aggressive behavior\n Frequent temper tantrums"]
},
{"tag": "fact-12",
"patterns": ["Can people with mental illness recover?"],
"responses": ["When healing from mental illness, early identification and treatment are of vital importance. Based on the nature of the illness, there are a range of effective treatments available. For any type of treatment, it is essential that the person affected is proactive and fully engaged in their own recovery process. Many people with mental illnesses who are diagnosed and treated respond well, although some might experience a return of symptoms. Even in such cases, with careful monitoring and management of the disorder, it is still quite possible to live a fulfilled and productive life."]
},
{"tag": "fact-13",
"patterns": ["What should I do if I know someone who appears to have the symptoms of a mental disorder?"],
"responses": ["Although Pandora cannot substitute for professional advice, we encourage those with symptoms to talk to their friends and family members and seek the counsel of a mental health professional. The sooner the mental health condition is identified and treated, the sooner they can get on the path to recovery. If you know someone who is having problems, don't assume that the issue will resolve itself. Let them know that you care about them, and that there are treatment options available that will help them heal. Speak with a mental health professional or counselor if you think your friend or family member is experiencing the symptoms of a mental health condition. If the affected loved one knows that you support them, they will be more likely to seek out help."]
},
{"tag": "fact-14",
"patterns": ["How can I find a mental health professional for myself or my child?"],
"responses": ["Feeling comfortable with the professional you or your child is working with is critical to the success of the treatment. Finding the professional who best fits your needs may require research. Start by searching for providers in your area."]
},
{"tag": "fact-15",
"patterns": ["What treatment options are available?"],
"responses": ["Just as there are different types of medications for physical illness, different treatment options are available for individuals with mental illness. Treatment works differently for different people. It is important to find what works best for you or your child."]
},
{"tag": "fact-16",
"patterns": ["If I become involved in treatment, what do I need to know?"],
"responses": ["Since beginning treatment is a big step for individuals and families, it can be very overwhelming. It is important to be as involved and engaged in the treatment process as possible. Some questions you will need to have answered include:\n What is known about the cause of this particular illness?\n Are there other diagnoses where these symptoms are common?\n Do you normally include a physical or neurological examination?\n Are there any additional tests or exams that you would recommend at this point?\n Would you advise an independent opinion from another psychiatrist at this point?\n What program of treatment is the most helpful with this diagnosis?\n Will this program involve services by other specialists? If so, who will be responsible for coordinating these services?\n What do you see as the family's role in this program of treatment?\n How much access will the family have to the individuals who are providing the treatment?\n What medications are generally used with this diagnosis?\n How much experience do you have in treating individuals with this illness?\n What can I do to help you in the treatment?"]
},
{"tag": "fact-17",
"patterns": ["What is the difference between mental health professionals?"],
"responses": ["There are many types of mental health professionals. The variety of providers and their services may be confusing. Each have various levels of education, training, and may have different areas of expertise. Finding the professional who best fits your needs may require some research."]
},
{"tag": "fact-18",
"patterns": ["How can I find a mental health professional right for my child or myself?"],
"responses": ["Feeling comfortable with the professional you or your child is working with is critical to the success of your treatment. Finding the professional who best fits your needs may require some research."]
},
{"tag": "fact-19",
"patterns": ["Where else can I get help?"],
"responses": ["Where you go for help will depend on the nature of the problem and/or symptoms and what best fits you. Often, the best place to start is by talking with someone you trust about your concerns, such as a family member, friend, clergy, healthcare provider, or other professionals. Having this social support is essential in healing from mental illness, and you will be able to ask them for referrals or recommendations for trusted mental health practitioners. Search for mental health resources in your area. Secondly, there are people and places throughout the country that provide services to talk, to listen, and to help you on your journey to recovery. Thirdly, many people find peer support a helpful tool that can aid in their recovery. There are a variety of organizations that offer support groups for consumers, their family members, and friends. Some support groups are peer led while others may be led by a mental health professional."]
},
{"tag": "fact-20",
"patterns": ["What should I know before starting a new medication?"],
"responses": ["The best source of information regarding medications is the physician prescribing them. He or she should be able to answer questions such as: \n1. What is the medication supposed to do? \n2. When should it begin to take effect, and how will I know when it is effective? \n3. How is the medication taken and for how long? What food, drinks, other medicines, and activities should be avoided while taking this medication? \n4. What are the side effects and what should be done if they occur? \n5. What do I do if a dose is missed? \n6. Is there any written information available about this medication? \n7. Are there other medications that might be appropriate? \n8. If so, why do you prefer the one you have chosen? \n9. How do you monitor medications and what symptoms indicate that they should be raised, lowered, or changed? \n10. All medications should be taken as directed. Most medications for mental illnesses do not work when taken irregularly, and extra doses can cause severe, sometimes dangerous side effects. Many psychiatric medications begin to have a beneficial effect only after they have been taken for several weeks."]
},
{"tag": "fact-21",
"patterns": ["Where can I go to find therapy?"],
"responses": ["Different kinds of therapy are more effective based on the nature of the mental health condition and/or symptoms and the person who has them (for example, children will benefit from a therapist who specializes in children’s mental health). However, there are several different types of treatment and therapy that can help."]
},
{"tag": "fact-22",
"patterns": ["Where can I learn about types of mental health treatment?"],
"responses": ["Mental health conditions are often treated with medication, therapy or a combination of the two. However, there are many different types of treatment available, including Complementary & Alternative Treatments, self-help plans, and peer support. Treatments are very personal and should be discussed by the person with the mental health conditions and his or her team."]
},
{"tag": "fact-23",
"patterns": ["What are the different types of mental health professionals?"],
"responses": ["There are many types of mental health professionals. Finding the right one for you may require some research."]
},
{"tag": "fact-24",
"patterns": ["I'm sick"],
"responses": ["Us bro, I'm sick AF too."]
},
{"tag": "fact-25",
"patterns": ["Can you prevent mental health problems?"],
"responses": ["We can all suffer from mental health challenges, but developing our wellbeing, resilience, and seeking help early can help prevent challenges becoming serious."]
},
{"tag": "fact-26",
"patterns": ["Are there cures for mental health problems?", "is there any cure for mental health problems?"],
"responses": ["It is often more realistic and helpful to find out what helps with the issues you face. Talking, counselling, medication, friendships, exercise, good sleep and nutrition, and meaningful occupation can all help."]
},
{"tag": "fact-27",
"patterns": ["What causes mental health problems?"],
"responses": ["Challenges or problems with your mental health can arise from psychological, biological, and social, issues, as well as life events."]
},
{"tag": "fact-28",
"patterns": ["What do I do if I'm worried about my mental health?"],
"responses": ["The most important thing is to talk to someone you trust. This might be a friend, colleague, family member, or GP. In addition to talking to someone, it may be useful to find out more information about what you are experiencing. These things may help to get some perspective on what you are experiencing, and be the start of getting help."]
},
{"tag": "fact-29",
"patterns": ["How do I know if I'm unwell?"],
"responses": ["If your beliefs , thoughts , feelings or behaviours have a significant impact on your ability to function in what might be considered a normal or ordinary way, it would be important to seek help."]
},
{"tag": "fact-30",
"patterns": ["How can I maintain social connections? What if I feel lonely?"],
"responses": ["A lot of people are alone right now, but we don't have to be lonely. We're all in this together. Think about the different ways to connect that are most meaningful for you. For example, you might prefer a video chat over a phone call, or you might prefer to text throughout the day rather than one set time for a video call. Then, work with your social networks to make a plan. You might video chat with your close friends in the evening and phone a family member once a week. Remember to be mindful of people who may not be online. Check in by phone and ask how you can help. The quality of your social connections matter. Mindlessly scrolling through social media and liking a few posts usually doesn't build strong social connections. Make sure you focus on strategies that actually make you feel included and connected. If your current strategies don't help you feel connected, problem-solve to see if you can find a solution. Everyone feels lonely at times. Maybe you recently moved to a new city, are changing your circle of friends, lost someone important in your life, or lost your job and also lost important social connections with coworkers. Other people may have physical connections to others but may feel like their emotional or social needs aren't met. Measures like social distancing or self-isolation can make loneliness feel worse no matter why you feel lonely now. Reach out to the connections you do have. Suggest ways to keep in touch and see if you can set a regular time to connect. People may hesitate to reach out for a lot of different reasons, so don't be afraid to be the one who asks. Look for local community support groups and mutual aid groups on social media. This pandemic is bringing everyone together, so look for opportunities to make new connections. These groups are a great way to share your skills and abilities or seek help and support. Look for specialized support groups. Support groups are moving online, and there are a lot of different support lines to call if you need to talk to someone."]
},
{"tag": "fact-31",
"patterns": ["What's the difference between anxiety and stress?"],
"responses": ["Stress and anxiety are often used interchangeably, and there is overlap between stress and anxiety. Stress is related to the same fight, flight, or freeze response as anxiety, and the physical sensations of anxiety and stress may be very similar. The cause of stress and anxiety are usually different, however. Stress focuses on mainly external pressures on us that we're finding hard to cope with. When we are stressed, we usually know what we're stressed about, and the symptoms of stress typically disappear after the stressful situation is over. Anxiety, on the other hand, isn't always as easy to figure out. Anxiety focuses on worries or fears about things that could threaten us, as well as anxiety about the anxiety itself. Stress and anxiety are both part of being human, but both can be problems if they last for a long time or have an impact on our well-being or daily life."]
},
{"tag": "fact-32",
"patterns": ["What's the difference between sadness and depression?", "difference between sadness and depression"],
"responses": ["Sadness is a normal reaction to a loss, disappointment, problems, or other difficult situations. Feeling sad from time to time is just another part of being human. In these cases, feelings of sadness go away quickly and you can go about your daily life. Other ways to talk about sadness might be feeling low, feeling down, or feeling blue.A person may say they are feeling depressed, but if it goes away on its own and doesn't impact life in a big way, it probably isn't the illness of depression. Depression is a mental illness that affects your mood, the way you understand yourself, and the way you understand and relate to things around you. It can also go by different names, such as clinical depression, major depressive disorder, or major depression. Depression can come up for no reason, and it lasts for a long time. It's much more than sadness or low mood. People who experience depression may feel worthless or hopeless. They may feel unreasonable guilty. Some people may experience depression as anger or irritability. It may be hard to concentrate or make decisions. Most people lose interest in things that they used to enjoy and may isolate themselves from others. There are also physical signs of depression, such as problems with sleep, appetite and energy and unexplainable aches or pains. Some may experience difficult thoughts about death or ending their life (suicide). Depression lasts longer than two weeks, doesn't usually go away on its own, and impacts your life. It's a real illness, and it is very treatable. It's important to seek help if you're concerned about depression."]
},
{
"tag": "i feel i have let my parents down",
"patterns": [
"i feel i have let my parents down"
],
"responses": [